So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
