Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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