Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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