He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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