Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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