We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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