is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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