all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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