Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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