You work out of a Hotel?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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