we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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