It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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