she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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