how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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