After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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