called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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