We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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