That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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