Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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