Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Success! We fucked roommates!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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