do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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