it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
