OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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