just tell him i said nine months
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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