my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
dude. I can hear the air.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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