should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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