Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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