you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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