Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
