hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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