I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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