singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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