I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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