Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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