i barfeds in our rink
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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