When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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