puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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