you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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