you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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