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(708): View more from Illinois

Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...

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(402): View more from Nebraska

NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!

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It is literally 8 in the morning.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.

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(571): View more from Virginia

Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.

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just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom

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(518): View more from New York

We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America

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(323): View more from California

Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets

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(941): View more from Florida

I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.

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