So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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