I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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