careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I checked into jail on foursquare
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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