I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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