So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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