You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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