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(607): View more from New York

I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.

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(415): View more from California

sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.

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(212): View more from New York

You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines

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(928): View more from Arizona

No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Coming to you live from the floor of my office..

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(231): View more from Michigan

Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...

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(917): View more from New York City

Which president had the biggest dick?

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Take your time, I'll wait

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick

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