Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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