I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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