can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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