well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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