I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
