no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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