Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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