can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
