You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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